I know when ZOMBIES take over this great nation and chaos ensues, we will be safe and sound in Michigan. We the people of Michigan have a savior that will be leading the charge crushing everything in his path with his bare hands and raw aggression. This man will no longer have a undersized man wearing a Footlocker uniform holding him back, and finally he can kick the legs off of anything in his path. This man, the angry beast is known as SUH!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t think of a better person to lead the charge striking fear into the eyes of the undead. I will go as far to say Chuck Norris doesn’t hold a candle to raw power this man can unleash. I can only assume that ZOMBIES will turn on themselves at first sight of him, or run in fear to seek feeble soft targets like Chicago Bears fans.

YOUR FANTASY TEAM IS TRASH WITHOUT SUH STAKING UP THE SACKS

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Comments
  1. Pinkman says:

    Why do you need to give Bears fans a hard time try to pick on cheesewiz Packers fans. They suck.

    • The Steeler fans are second on my list. The reason Chicago fans bug me is beacuse back when Ford field was empty Chicago would come to town and bring half the fans with them. Sucked to be on home field and 50% of the crowd wearing Bears swag.

  2. BearsFan001 says:

    As long as the Bears win the division Suh can do anything her wants.

  3. wordgirl1991 says:

    Reblogged this on diaryofadeadchick and commented:
    I kind of agree on that basis that I have never been to Michigan and don’t plan on ever going there… Also, a friend of mine is a HUGE Chicago Bears fan, yes I do have a few friends, and I think this is funny.

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