After a few weeks of the ZOMBIE apocalypse I assume things will settle down, all the lazy weak people will be gone or possibly part of the problem. The only survivors will be fit, lean BAD ASSES ready to take on any situation the end of the world can throw at them. I know when things get crazy humor and friendly competition will always bring the moral of your crew up, also this will prove that they can accomplish tasks at a high level of competence and dexterity. When the apocalypse happens I will make it mandatory that every Sunday we all head out and play a little game named “Call Your Shot” This game is easy you just call your kill move, or have one called for you, and execute it on a ZOMBIE with the precision of a sushi chef. I will give you a couple examples to let you know exactly how this works. I might call out “Ringing the Bells” this will only work with a male Zombie, this is where you have a running start and slide through the legs of the ZOMBIE and throw your elbow into his nuts causing an involuntary wince and knee buckle, after you clear the legs you pull a spin move rising removing the head with one clean sweep of your machete stating that “QuaziModo is a punk”. If that won’t work for you I highly recommend the “Bill Clinton” this only works with female ZOMBIES with large cleavage, this is where you run up to her with a creepy smile, grab both breasts and rotate to the rear end for a quick smack to the rump and finally put here down to rest with whatever method you choose. I think I will expand on this subject more in the coming months, but I feel you get spirit of the game. If you have any suggestions on kill move names please let me know. I believe we will have plenty of time to play in the he near future.
NO MATTER WHAT, YOU NEED TO LOOK COOL DOING YOUR MOVE..
I know when ZOMBIES take over this great nation and chaos ensues, we will be safe and sound in Michigan. We the people of Michigan have a savior that will be leading the charge crushing everything in his path with his bare hands and raw aggression. This man will no longer have a undersized man wearing a Footlocker uniform holding him back, and finally he can kick the legs off of anything in his path. This man, the angry beast is known as SUH!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t think of a better person to lead the charge striking fear into the eyes of the undead. I will go as far to say Chuck Norris doesn’t hold a candle to raw power this man can unleash. I can only assume that ZOMBIES will turn on themselves at first sight of him, or run in fear to seek feeble soft targets like Chicago Bears fans.
