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Day 51

Posted: November 26, 2012 in Zombie Days
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Try to keep track of all major Holidays so you can celebrate and maintain a level of normalcy when the Apocalypse is in full swing. I strongly suggest that you take the time to decorate your shelter for each holiday so that you can get the group together to sing songs or play games. Alcohol needs to be implemented into this scenario so that you can take the edge off your day, after a few double shifts of splitting ZOMBIE heads you will need to sit back and sip on a glass of spirits to take the edge off. I would recommend that you skip my favorite holiday Halloween due to the confusion that might take place with inappropriate costumes, and accidental deaths just like Bill Murray in ZOMBIELAND.

“TIS THE SEASON TO SPLAT ZOMBIES FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA ”

I feel that a series of platforms and tree forts stretched over several miles of thick forest land will be a perfect option to evade and survey the ZOMBIE threat from a safe distance and elevation. The concept will be to string a series of zip-lines to access one platform or house to the next. With your team spaced out over several miles you will have the opportunity to observe and snipe any threats that walk into your area. You can string a few empty soup cans together for communications, or use a flashlight to do MORSE CODE to one another for information. Remember that the best night’s sleep you will get during the apocalypse is 40 feet up in the trees when ZOMBIES are walking on the ground. Not only is this a great idea but how cool will it be to zip-line every day? Start now and build your safe area in 100 acres of hardwoods.

MAKE SURE YOUR TWIG AND BERRIES ARE CLEAR OF THE ZIP LINE HARNESS…..YEEHAW