Posts Tagged ‘detroit lions’

 I know when ZOMBIES take over this great nation and chaos ensues, we will be safe and sound in Michigan. We the people of Michigan have a savior that will be leading the charge crushing everything in his path with his bare hands and raw aggression. This man will no longer have a undersized man wearing a Footlocker uniform holding him back, and finally he can kick the legs off of anything in his path. This man, the angry beast is known as SUH!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t think of a better person to lead the charge striking fear into the eyes of the undead. I will go as far to say Chuck Norris doesn’t hold a candle to raw power this man can unleash. I can only assume that ZOMBIES will turn on themselves at first sight of him, or run in fear to seek feeble soft targets like Chicago Bears fans.

YOUR FANTASY TEAM IS TRASH WITHOUT SUH STAKING UP THE SACKS

Day 30

Posted: January 12, 2012 in Zombie Days
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Will you choose a gas or diesel vehicle when the apocalypse hits? In my opinion you need to find a middle ground vehicle that runs on gasoline just for its overwhelming availability everywhere. I suggest a full blown 4X4 slightly lifted, with a plow on the front, this will allow you to remove objects (ZOMBIES) when at a nice cruising speed going through neighborhoods, scrounging for resources. You will want to make sure that you have the airbags removed or off, because you will be bumping into objects and no need to get blasted with a bag, when in a hurry to make decisions and evasive maneuvers.  Nothing clouds the judgment more than a large explosion followed up by a smack to the head. I will personally have a F250 with heated and air-conditioned seats, fully loaded and a Detroit Lions logo on the back window.

DON”T FORGET TO FILL UP THE GUN RACK ON YOUR TRUCK….