Posts Tagged ‘Dirty Harry’

Day 46

Posted: August 7, 2012 in Zombie Days
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I have a question for all of you, when the apocalypse starts and things are in full swing and it’s crazy time in your neighborhood do you seize the opportunity to make things even with that jerk of a neighbor? I say take the high road and let it go and worry about survival. I am positive that scores will be settled when witnesses are few and far between, how easy would it be to chalk up a crime scene to a random ZOMBIE attack? Remember that 90 year old lady across the street that is always so nice she has even baked you and your family cookies in the past, but remember when she’s hungry and resources are scarce don’t fall for the old lady in a moo moo has fallen and can’t get up story, she will probably be waiting with an old school Dirty Harry .44 and as you roll her over to help she politely says” Thanks for making my day now give me your food bitch”. I say avoid conflict with others, mind your own business and keep a low profile…Always look out for numero uno.

BUDDHA CAN’T HELP YOU….HE NEEDS TO EAT TOO!