Posts Tagged ‘shelf life’

Day 47

Posted: August 13, 2012 in Zombie Days
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 I have a strange feeling that the fast food industry will be responsible for breeding super ZOMBIES in the near future. With the total number of obese citizens rising faster than major corporations can pump out chemical laden fast food, I feel that mankind will eventually reach a point that we will run out of food to eat and start to consume each other for survival in a violent manner. The part of this that is most concerning is that with all the preservatives we have ingested as a society for years or even a lifetime I think this will slow the decomposition rate of a human body so that the “shelf life” of a ZOMBIE might double or even triple before it actually falls apart into a pile that it no longer a threat.

“BA DA PA DA DA…. IM LOVING IT”