Posts Tagged ‘U.S.A.’

Mitt Romney just made a public statement today that he is adamantly against ZOMBIES in America, and as for the opposition I understand that he leaning strongly for the integration of ZOMBIES into the American work force to help limit the expense of costly health care that would be forced on the employer. It has been explained to me that Obama has a long term plan to replace at a minimum 22.4% of the middleclass work force with ZOMBIES if he is re-elected. This in his opinion will actually strengthen large companies such as GM, Chrysler, or Ford and will allow for them to cut costs like payroll. I can only assume that Union rules will not apply to the ZOMBIE workforce, I have recently heard one of the UAW Locals is pushing to start a chapter but all the representatives keep getting bitten while takingĀ  naps and drinking beer on the mandatory 20 minute break every hour, so progress has been slowed on that front.

REMEMBER WHEN ILLEGAL ALIENS WERE A BIG DEAL IN THE U.S.A.?