Breaking News: The decision was made by local Venezuelan officials to inject Hugo Chavez with a ZOMBIE virus. Mr. Chavez is now the first leader of a Nation that is an actual ZOMBIE, the decision was difficult but reports suggest the majority of the nation would rather have a flesh eating Chavez in charge protecting Venezuela rather a sane democratically elected official that only skims on average .5% of the gross fuel sales a year to a “retirement fund”.
Hugo Chavez now that he is a ZOMBIE his blood thirsty appetite has him killing and eating only one citizen per day, and sometimes two on the weekend. That’s a Venezuelan savings of almost +3 a day from his average citizen killing from a year ago. This should cause a mini baby boom in Venezuela, and all things seem to be back to normal on the bread lines.
WE CAN EXPECT ‘THE CHAVEZ EFFECT” TO BENEFIT MLB ROSTERS OVER THE NEXT 10-15 YEARS